Not a whole lot of blogging as of late, for I have been a tad lazy and struggled with living inside my WiFi bubble, as I had promised before this trip began. I haven't the time to discuss anything, only here for an update on my whereabouts, because I know you are all dying to know how exciting everything is is right now, like how much TV I can now watch with the Tevo thing, and how absolutely fresh and clean my clothes get in my mom's water-saving, energy efficient washing machine. DAMN what a trip this has been! Haha, you see, you are supposed to laugh because I am funny. Driving to Portland this morning for a brand new adventure, if I like you, I'll call.

Thank the almighty giant, red maple leaf in the sky - my hockey/beaver/moose/Sasquatch days have come to an end. (ok, so really I was never involved with any of those things directly, only exposed to them through Canadian beer commercials - which, btw, I shall hereby declare that Canadian beer is not all it is cracked up to be. Unless brutal force is imposed upon me, I shall only drink the imports, and even the micro-brews here are no match for my beloved and very American, beer of the Pacific Northwest. Even the Northern California variety is ranking quite high in my book these days, some causing mild cases of sensory overload, like that stuff I found in Stewf's fridge that one time. My friends, American beer cannot continue to be judged solely on what is being consumed by rednecks at football games and in the back of colossus pick-up trucks. It is simply nonsense … what the hell happened to my train of thought? Moving on.)

This is my official announcement, I am leaving Vancouver in five days time, floating around Oregon for three weeks, then planting myself in the Bay area of California until further notice, meaning indefinitely. I have no physical address yet, consider me homeless for now. However, I have planned the next month around WiFi hotspots, so please continue to contact me via email--> zara<at>commandzed.com. Until next time, eh?