Woah. This is pretty awesome, so awesome in fact, I would be depriving you of pure joy by not linking this site. Do you want to P-Shift? No, don't hit the 'P' and 'Shift' keys, like I did at first. P-shifting is something along the lines of using God's word to change into another creature, like a dragon or even a pink bunny with angel wings [I swear it says that on the site]. SERIOUSLY. It is on the internet, so it must be real. If you are interested in P-shifting, and are serious about becoming your favorite animal, there are a few procedures one must follow in order for the transition to be a success, things like making sure you have dog toothpaste, (cause human toothpaste makes animals foam at the mouth), getting a good Vet and stocking up on medieval swords. Oh yes, don't forget to become a celebrity RIGHT AWAY after the shifting has occurred, not only is it profitable, but it will prevent any potential kidnapping by the evil army. Jeezus Crikey on Holy Toast.

One more thing, when you get tired of bashing America, take a look at what the French are doing.*Warning: Large download, Graphic content.

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