Remember the days when you were a small child, visiting a petting zoo with your family? That was nice, right? Remember all the funny little goats that would approach you, and then gnaw on your hand or maybe bite off your face? Well, there are a lot of people who remember that moment in their lives so clearly that they have devoted their lives to making sure this doesn't happen to others. Scarred and forever traumatized by the events, the Childhood Goat Trauma Foundation has set up a website so that you, and YOU, can help any potential victims of these mad, mad creatures.

Link via The Morning News.