I am starting to realize that there should be a new intention for this blog, and that is to prove to the world that I am, actually, an insane person. While writing some copy for a signage project, the following sentence appeared automagically (thanks to JLT for that word):

I never could tell the difference between a coyote and a wolf, but once I saw a pit bull bite a unicorn's leg, and well, I knew from that point on those suckers were murderous, devil worshiping sonsa' bitches.