My fingernails are getting too long to type. This could be a problem, is a problem, since well ya know I kinda live here. On the computer. Typing and stuff. The nails do add a little feminine flavor, I can crack and peel a sticker like no other. You want your back scratched? Come see mama nails. However, there are a few other downsides to having long nails, other than just not being a ble to tyu7pe. Little things get under them, and sometimes big things, like sharp plastic edges or pine needles. Imagine this, you are walking through your living room and somehow, someway, your fingernail snags on a giant piece of metal and bends straight backwards, ripping half of it off and you are left standing there in complete shock, unable to breathe because the pain is so intense. Or how about that time you accidentally wore a giant hole in the mouth of your sock puppet?