The following excerpt was taken from a Macromedia Discussion board, regarding a site I built. This illustrates exactly why I am not a web developer:

"…this is what we commonly refer to as Layout Hell. Satan resides in Layout View and he has reared his ugly head in your very very scary table code…"

At least he liked the design, but if he wants to complain about my dirty coding, I can easily find some errors with his non-use of punctutation (I inserted ending punctutation and elipses) and I bet you his personal site is full of typographic demons. I do think this is funny, I mean why would I tell the whole planet how sucky I am at this stuff if I didn't find pleasure in laughing at it, me, laughing with me? Bless ink and bless all the things I am good at.