Holy freakin crap! Curiosity led me to follow a link from Itchy Robot, then I decided to find out what the hell my ole teenage idol Kirk Cameron was up to. Um, you just have to follow this link to see for yourself, but in the flashy intro he told me I was going to spend enternity in hell cause I haven't been saved by the, uh, savior. What is up with people telling me I am going to hell?