To all of those whom I love, have loved and will love in the future, my birthday is coming up, you see, and I have a very deep desire, a dream you could call it, to attend the greatest rock show this century has seen – oh but if only I had a job, I could buy pay for my airfare to California! *sniff* Woe is me! Please, friends… can ya help a poor girl out? *sniff* It is terrible and evil to let a girl cry tears of sadness, but oh, to let her cry tears of JOY!