If all you 'mericans out there can't decided on who to vote for this election, try punching your card for the Gay Penguin. On a related topic, there is a Monster in a Wheelchair, and he sings. I say these two are related because a) they are the last two funny sites I have visited, and b) they both use Copperplate Gothic as their body text and headers, the most hated typeface of the year, er, ever, hated by me. I'm sorry, but I'm not voting for the Gay Penguin, simply because he used this face for his website. Sorry dude, a vote for the Copperplate Penguin, is simply a vote for Bush. And to Mr Monster in a Wheelchair, I am going to cut him just a little slack because he is handicapped, and well, a monster – they are both hideous, so I suppose it is fitting.

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