“… but with God delegating the responsibility of determining monster-naming conventions to me. I am being absolutely serious right now. One of the rules provided that male monsters be given the suffix “lor,” if their animal-root names ended in a vowel. For example, a monster-sized tarantula would now be named TARANTULOR. If that tarantula is female, however, she would be given the suffix "lara." As in TARANTULARA.”
I urge you to read this post (of which I took the previous quote) over at Tremble.com. Then make sure you read everything else on the site – everything he writes makes me wanna pee my pants.