I had this nightmare of a dream last night. I was walking around the Bellagio in Las Vegas, getting ready to attend this grand, formal dinner with some important people. Unfortunately I only had one outfit, the one I was wearing and it was unbearably awful. Black, fluffy, feathery things..I don't know. But there was this salon that had all these new lines of hair color, really brilliant shades of orange and blue and yellow. So I decided it would be in my best interest to have my hair done, it was only 200 dollars and my gray was beginning to show. So she bleached my hair out and dyed it orange and black, and 10 minutes later the color faded and I was left naked in the middle of this fancy restaurant, with bleached out, disgusting crackhead hair, and the important people. In real life I am not this vain. I promise. I think.